Oh Crap...Literally!

Okay, this post comes with a warning for the faint of stomach! If you are not okay with poo stories, do not continue reading! I will also spare everyone the pictures!! Casen decided to give his mommy an early birthday present yesterday! It was a sort of art project in his crib, unfortunately it was made of poo. So here's how it all began. Casen fell asleep in his carseat on the way home and when I picked him up to put him in bed he was soaked because his sippy cup leaked. I didn't want him to be wet but I didn't want him to wake up so I just took his clothes off and put him in bed with a diaper. I thought, "What's the worst that could happen?" Maybe he takes off his diaper and he is naked when I get him up. No big deal. Well, I was way off. That is SOOOOOO not the worst that could happen. The good news is that now I really know what the worst is, so it will be prevented in the future! So I hear the little monkey starting to make some noise so I finish up what I was doing and head upstairs. By the time I get closer, he is whining pretty loud. I open the door and there is my lovely little angel covered in poo. He didn't even use the diaper, he just took it off and went everywhere!! Then, he wiped it all over his body. Another warning here...it was on his face and I am pretty darn sure he ate some!!!!!!!!! It would have been nice to have some kind of hidden camera on the whole situation. First of all, to see what he was doing and what he was thinking when he started wiping poo everywhere, and then second of all to hear my reaction! I nearly had a complete meltdown. I just kept saying "Oh my Gosh, oh Casen, what did you do, oh Casen!", over and over again. I actually thought to myself, I cannot do this, I just can't!! Unfortunately, I looked around and there was no one else and I had to do it. I picked him up (still freaking out and repeating phrases), and kept him arms length away until we got to the tub. Then I had to wipe all the poo off of his face. It was horrible! I bathed him twice and I just dumped soap on his body. Then I took our anti-bacterial soap and scrubbed him again. Then Casen had to stay downstairs while I spent at least 45 minutes washing and scrubbing his crib and all of his bedding! Needless to say, this was the most disgusting thing I have ever had to deal with in my life! Lesson learned (and please, everyone, please, take my word for it) do not ever put your child to bed without clothes on...EVER!!! I hope everyone has enjoyed this story as much as I didn't enjoy it happening to me!!